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photogallery

2008-09-16T05:11:00.000-07:00

jokes

2008-09-09T05:15:00.000-07:00

-A Husband Who Went Abroad Called His Wife And Said "I Sent You A Cheque Of Countless Hugs And Kisses, Did You Recieve It?"Wife - "I Did, I Encashed It From Our Banker."

-The Husband Leaned Over, Made A Wish And Threw In A PennyThe Wife Decided To Make A Wish,Too But She Leaned Over Too Much, FellInto The Well, And DrownedThe Husband Was Stunned For A While But Then Smiled "It Really Works!"

-During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The Bridegroom Made To SitOn The Horse ?He Is Given His Last Chance To Run Away

-The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

-Sparrow Was In Love
A Sparrow Was In Love With White Rose.One Fine Day The Sparrow Proposed To The White Rose.Rose Told Her That When He Turns Red He Will Love Her.Sparrow Tore Her Body And Slowly Spred Her Blood On The White Rose.
The Rose Turned Red And Fell In Love But The Sparrow Was No More.This Is Love !

-On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?
"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

-Once Man Asked God What's The Difference b/w Ur Love N My LoveGod Said: Bird In The Air Is My Love N Bird In The Cage Is Ur Love

-Life Spend Wth Sum1 Mayb Meaningles..BtFew Moments Spend Wth Sum1 Who Really Loves U Or Whom U Love,IsMore Than Life Itself..

-A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

-Love Is Not Sumthg That Is Born In The MorningShines In The Noon And Dies At NightIt Borns When Its Not Needed &Dies Wen You Need It The Most!!

-A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye." The bartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye andites it.

He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have two glass eyes. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye.

-I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

-If Love Is Sweet, Y Does It Hurt!If Love Is Deep, Y Does It Burn!If Love Is Warm, Y Do We Shiver!If Love Is Tender, Y Do We Cry!If Love Is 4ever, Y Do We DIE?

-That Blank Page Means:There Are No Words Available 2 SayWht A Sweet Friend U R 2 Me& I Intend 2 Be There 4 U WhenevrWhr Ever & 4 Ever"LUV U"

-A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."

-I Love My Eyes Wen U Look Into ThemI Love My Name Wen U Speak ItI Love My Heart When U Love ItNd I Love My Life Wen Ur A Part Of It..

-Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

-Age Does Not Protect You From LoveBut Love, To Some Extent, Protects You From Age.True Love Can Be Delayed But Not Denied....................

-3 Galz Having Lunch.1st Said" I Saw D Condoms In Boss Drawer.2nd Said: I Also Saw & Punchered Them.3rd Said: Haram Zadi Pehle Batana Tha Na !!

-A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

-The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

sorry sms

2008-09-09T01:26:00.000-07:00

-If It Is Once Again One Against Forty-EightThen I Am Very Sorry For The Forty-Eight

-Keep CourageWhatever You DoDo Not Feel Sorry For YourselfYou Will Win In A Great Age Of Opportunity

- His Neighbor Is A Tooth-DrawerThat Bag At His Girdle Is Full Of The TeethTat He Drew At Winchester FairI Warrant That There Are More Sound Ones Than SorryFor He Is Quick At His Work And A Trifle Dim In The Eye

-I'm Sorry I Brought This Upon YouMy Boy. I'm Sorry You Must Carry This BurdenI'm Sorry For Everything!

-Vo Ek Dost Jo Khuda Sa Lagta Hai Bahot Paas Hai Dil Ke Phir Bhi Juda Sa Lagta HaiBahot Dino Se Aaya Nahi Sms UskaShayad Kisi Baat Pe Khafa Sa Lagta Hai

-Najane Kis Bat Ki Hamein Woh Saza Dete HainMere Hansti Hoe Ankhon Ko Rula Dete HainAb To Mudat Se Koi Khabr Nahi Ae UnkiKya Is Tarhan Koi Apnoo Ko Bhula Dete Hain

-SORRYâ€¦ SORRYâ€¦ SORRYâ€¦SORRYâ€¦Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:S->Some,O->One Is,R->Really,R->RememberingY->Youâ€¦..Have A wonderful dayâ€¦.

-As I feel the tear go down my cheek,I notice that my heart is weak,For the love I have for you,Will always be gold and true,I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,But know my love will always last,Even though we are a distance apart,You always have the key to my heart.

-I am sorry to be smiling every time youâ€™re near.I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever youâ€™re here.I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.I am sorry i love you,I canâ€™t help it.

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Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

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Here I would like to share a collection of smile quotes which makes me smile and bring beautilful smile on your face (SMS Messages in this category are in roman urdu, hindi and english).
In short these messages are termed as SMS for Smile

-Shakespear said don’t worry!because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.Always smile and be happy

-Some times….When I’m all alone.I close my eyes and think of you…and the thought of your love wormsme inside and make me smile.

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A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,White 2 ur teeth,Pink colour 2 ur lips,Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling&enjoy the colours of life

-Doctor’s prescription 4 u.A cute little smile 4 breakfast.More laughs 4 lunch.Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free

- Some times ur existencegives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be thedesire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself.

-Girls misuse it!models sell it!photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it!artists create it!Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING

- SMILE:
S: Sets u free,M: Makes u special,I: Increases ur face value,L: Lifts up ur spirits,E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

funny sms

2008-09-08T19:52:00.000-07:00

-Woh Kon Se Ghari The Jab Aap Paeda Huey?CitizenRolaxTitanTag-HQuartzRadoYa Koe Or?Jaldi Jawab DoCompany Band Karwani HyTaky Aisa Hadsa Phir Na Ho!

-Aik Khusra Military Interview K Liye GyaOfficer Bola Tum Foji Nahi Ban Sakte Tumara Lunnahi Hai!Khusra Bola"Sir Aap Ne Goli Chalwani Hai Ya Maa Chudwani Hai"

-A Chinese Man Took His Pregnant WifeTo The Hospital To Deliver...The Wife However Gave Birth To A Black BabyThe Chinese Man WhoWas Shocked Named Him:SOME TIN WONG....

-Air Hostess: Aap 1 Gante Me 4 Bar Toilet Gaye!R U OK? Kya Aap KoChein Nahi Hai?SARDAR: "Chain" Hai Par Khulti Nahi Hai!!!

-Cream Ke Add Main Face DikhayaSoap Ke Add Main Hath DikhayaShampoo Ki Add Main Baal DikhayePer Always Ki Add Main Kuch Nahi DikhayaThats Cheating

-Girl : Arey Itna Bara Munh Mein Kaise Daloon GiBoy : Jaldi Se Munh KholoGirl : Oops Sare Kapray Geelay Ho GayeBoy : Aur Lo GeeGirl : NA Baba Na Yeh Gool Gapey Tum He Kahoo

-Girl: Im Like A RadioMy Mouth SpkrMy Left Breast TunerRight 1 VolumeMan:Can I Try?(Touches D Breats)No SoundGirl:U Havent Plugged In Yet!

-1 Doctor Mareez K Peechay Bhaag Raha ThaLogon Ne Poocha Kya Hua?Doctor: 4 Baar Aisa Hua Hai..SALA Khatnay Karwanay Aata Hai AurBaal Saaf Karwa K Bhaag Jata Hai

-Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.

-Whats The Diff BetweenGandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats LieMusharraf Doesnt Know Whats Truth&Lalu Doesnt Know The Difference

-If I Wud B A PainterU Will B My PaintingIf I Wud B A AuthorU Will B My NovelIf I Wud B A PoetU Will B My PoemBut Unfortunatly I M A Cartoonist

-Have You Ever WonderedWhat Would Be In "Titanic"If The Same Was Made In Bollywood?The Name Of The Movie Would Be "Goa To Bombay"Well Here It Goes!

-"Boyfrnds" R Like "Paanipuri"Always Tasty"Lovers" R Like "Pizzas"Hot N Spicy”Husbnds" R Lik"Dal Chawal"No Othr Option But Good 4 Health & Wealth

-Q. What's The Difference Between A Car Salesman And A Computer Salesman? A. The Car Salesman Can Probably Drive!

-Who Wants 2 B A $MILLIONAIRE$ Let's Play? Q.Nobody Likes U Cos U R A: A.Prick B.Wanka C.Rsole D.Twat 50/50? Phone A Friend? RING ME! I'LL TELL U!

-Girls Think Boys Are Fit. Boys Think Girls Are Sexy. But Don't Worry... I'm Sure Science Will Come Up With Something To Help You.

-A Truly Toching FrndUnderstands Wen U Say Im SadForgives Wen U Say Im SorryFeels Hapy Wen U Say I Luv USmiles Wen U Say I Mis UBut Dies Wen U Say Forget Me

-Frndshp Is Not History To 4GetF'shp Is Not Maths To CalculateF'shp Is Not Language To LearnIts Only Science That We Hav To Understand

-Dosti Kaho To Aik LafzMango To BandagiSocho To Gehra AsarDubo To ZindagiKaro To AasanNibhaoo To MushkilBikhre To Sara ZamanaSimte To Sirf Tum

-Friendship Is Like War ..Easy 2 Start ...Difficult 2 End ...Impossible 2 Forget ...So I'm Having A War With UI Hope That U Don't Want Peace

-Old Friends R GoldNew Friends May B DiamondIf U Get Diamond Dont Ever Forget The Gold Becoz To Hold A Diamond U AlwaysNeed A Base Of Gold

-Friends In Ur Heart Are Worst Tenants:-1) They Capture Ur Heart.2) They Pay No Rent.3) They Do Not Vacate Easily.4) When They Leave, They Leave The Place Broken

-Na Sathi Hai KoiNa Hum Safer Hai KoiNa Ham Kisi K Hein Na Hamara Hai KoiPer Aap Se Mil Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ke DostHamara Bhi Hai Koi

-Life Is Like A Box Of Toffees, Called Friends.U Have Diffrent Flavours, Which One Will U Get,U Never Know..BUT WHEN I GOT U.... I WAS SURE DAT I GOT"CENTER SHOCK"

-Wishing U My FriendEvery Star A Guiding OneEvery Sky A Blue One.Every Heart An Open One.Every Friend A True OneEvery Dream A Lasting One.Every Song A Bright One.Every Path An Easy One Every Turn A Right One.

-Time Myt Lead Somewhere Away Frm U,Fate May Wipe Me Frm Ur Memory...Bt I'll Always B Thankful Tht1ce In Life's Journey We Became FRIENDS...More On Da Way....

-Flower means HoneyHoney means SweetSweet meansDesireDesire meansLoveLove meansFriendFriend meansYou

-Hum Gaye They On Ke GharKehny Dil Say Dil Mila LoUnki Amma Ne Darwaza KholaHumne Kaha Aunty Bacho Ko Polio Ke Qatre Pila Lo

-Dil Ke Zakham Kisi Ko Dikha Na SakogeAankhen Kisi Se Mila Na SakogeJawani Me Jo Karege G/Friend Pe KharcheBurhape Tak Wo Udhar Chuka Na Sakoge

-Trusting God Won't Make The Mountain SmallerBut It Will Make Climbing EasierHope You Will Be Able To ClimbAll Your Mountains AlwaysGood Luck

-Luck Is YoursWishes Are MineLet's Ur FutureBe Always ShineBest Of Luck

-Rain Of SummerSnow Of WinterGrace Of AutumnGlory Of SpringMay Beauty Of Every SeasonGive Ur Heart A Beautiful Reason 2 SmileMay God Suceed U In Every Exams Of Ur LifeGood Luck & God Bless U

-In Everything U Do Have A PurposePrepare To Pursue Ur PurposeWith A Prayer,Ask 4 GuidanceProtection And DirectionGive Thanks 2 Answered PrayersHave Faith In Your Ability 2 SucceedBe Positive And Never Look BackIf U Keep All This In Ur Mind U Wont Wrong

-God's Blessing May Come As A SurpriseAnd How Much U ReceiveDepends On How MuchUr Heart Can BelieveMay U Be Blessed Beyond Wat U Expect

impressms

2008-09-08T02:05:00.000-07:00

-I may be innocent to know what love is; I may not show it to you. I may not love you the way it should be, but I’m always willing to love u the way i understand it ((LOVE U ALWAYZ))

-When it rains.. u dont c da sun.. but its there.. hope we kan b lyk dat .. we dont c each ada but we´l always b der eäch oda.

-Not everything dat counts is counted and not everything dat counted count. I didn't count how many times I thought of u, but what counts is dat I did. I love u.

-The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. That’s why I Love You.

-You are the parts of being mine and I hope I always be a parts of you to bring to your life a plenty of happiness

-When situation gets u down, remember there's someone in Heaven who loves u and watches over u and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do. LUV U

-Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of.

-Look left look right Look back I am not there Look into ur heart U will find me there in form of sweet memories.

-Now I know the world is coming to an end an angel has come for me on earth with the feel and love in your heart I m in Heaven.

-Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u underst&, not what u see but how u feel, & not how u let go but how u hold on.

-How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife (loving Husb&), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair....

-Love is hard & will always be, but remember somebody loves you & that one is ME!

-Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

-Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

-Be like the Moon... so Simple yet so Attractive... so Enlightening yet so Cool... so Moving yet so Still... so Quite yet so Popular...

-If day I m granted a wish i would like b ur tears, I would take birth in your beautiful eyes lie down on your red cheeks & die on ur lovely lips, but if u were my tears i would never cry in fear of losing u.

-Sweetheart! your love is everything that i dreamed, you fill my life with happiness. you are the one who fill my days with love.

-Of all the friends I ever met your the one I wont forget and if I die before you do I?ll go 2 heaven & wait 4 you!

-5 greatest words:i dun wana los U.4 pleasent words:i care for U.3 swet words:i love U.2 wonderful words:miz U.1 most important word:YOU

-SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

-Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

-U r my love,i will love u, u r my life, i will never leave u, I love u..
I- think heaven has a hole cuz there's an angel like u on earth

-I will never 4get the times we spent 2gether, the kisses we gave each other, But most of all, I will NEVER forget you

-U can fall in love wit d personality of anyone. but remember,finally u hav 2 liv with d character not personality.

-Flowers are bloomjng in the garden make the garden beauty your blooming in my heart every morning afternoon and every night ...

-Every day i pray 4 d day will never part, cos each time u go away, u take a piece of my heart with u.

-3words made my heart beat faster, 3words made my legs spin, 3words made my world go round, 3words "I LOVE YOU"...u'll always b the one.

-The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning
People live, people die, people laugh, people cry, some give up, some still try, some say hi ! Some say bye, others may forget you, but never will i .

-The Virtue of Love isn't finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly.

-True love doesn't have a happy ending.. It simply doesn't end.

-Love is sacrad feeling. It can't be seen it is felt. Love means sicerarity.

-My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

-When your lonly, remember its true, that someone somewhere is thinking of you and that one is me